Take Three Blondes
Take Three Blondes, a computer, and shake vigorously! Arabella Frimley Smythe, blonde, society debutante, and single and living the life of Riley until her parents decide to retire to the South of France and stop her allowance. All she has between her and starvation is her grandfather's trust fund which wouldn't keep her in Designer clothes!
The choice is simple either find a job or find a man, either would suffice, both would make doubly certain. In the meantime she decides to rent out a room in her Maida Vale apartment but being blonde she double books the viewing. Enter 22 year old Sammi Lou Smith Olympic gold medal 100 metres breast stroke hopeful at the London Olympics, and 20 year old Erika Schmidt, beautician by day and by night a pole dancer in a Soho nightclub.
Where does the dog come in? Her name's Bubbles, but the girls call her Piddles, because she's already ruined three pairs of Sammi's trainers! She was Arabella's 25th birthday gift to herself along with a Jaguar XJS complete with Chauffer, Jervis Jarvis!........ To be continued....
The choice is simple either find a job or find a man, either would suffice, both would make doubly certain. In the meantime she decides to rent out a room in her Maida Vale apartment but being blonde she double books the viewing. Enter 22 year old Sammi Lou Smith Olympic gold medal 100 metres breast stroke hopeful at the London Olympics, and 20 year old Erika Schmidt, beautician by day and by night a pole dancer in a Soho nightclub.
Where does the dog come in? Her name's Bubbles, but the girls call her Piddles, because she's already ruined three pairs of Sammi's trainers! She was Arabella's 25th birthday gift to herself along with a Jaguar XJS complete with Chauffer, Jervis Jarvis!........ To be continued....
Growing Old Disgracefully - Cassie Welch is cast aside by her husband of 25 years, ejected from the matrimonial home and moved into a terraced house in the centre of Malmsbury. While her former husband and her replacement drive off into the sunset to start a new life in a wharfside apartment overlooking the River Thames in London and rumour has it the ex is soon to be a father of twins!
Cassie joins forces with lifelong friend and fellow divorcee Helen McMillan, who liquidate their assets, pool their resources and buy a run down night club in the centre of town. And in order to save costs the two fifty year olds begin their new careers - as Striptease artists in the new club - Pandora's Box!
The club is a runaway success, thus enabling Cassie and Helen to buy a nice house in a good neighbourhood with a swimming pool. But fame is a double edged sword - and soon the paparazzi are climbing trees with telescopic lenses hoping for a scoop!
Cassie has Sergeant Rob Driscoll and Constable Peter Bates eject the offending photographer Chase Henderson from the premises with a warning. Now according to Driscoll Cassie is a G.I.L.F., and the inexperienced constable foolishly asks him what it means!
The two policemen almost make it to the door but Cassie has an itch and she is determined that Driscoll be enlisted as her submissive in the 'Pleasure Dome' for Cassie is also a closet Dominatrix! Bondage, SM, Role Play, you name it, she's tried it! And the things this vixen gets up to with Driscoll's truncheon are eye openers, I can tell you...... Watch this space for further developments!
And last but by no means least, Almost Perfect-the sequel to Cally's Secret. Sarah and Daniel have left France to begin a new life in America. She has just found out she is expecting Daniel's baby...and that's the second time he's slipped up this year. He has another problem too, the man he calls father might not be his father after all, but none other than Robert Martin-the man wanted by the police for the kidnapping of Jean Marie and Sylvie, the attempted kidnapping of his fiancee Sarah and the murder of his own brother!
Robert Martin however has no intention of ending up in jail, and successfully evades capture by hitching a ride with a priest. A car crash on a lonely stretch of road above Nice appears to have ended the life of the fugitive and the priest Father Raoul Martinez escapes without a scratch and boards the same plane as Daniel and Sarah.
Enter rambling Rose Cantrell, who is allocated the seat next to the priest, the former actress with Alzheimers who stowed away on a plane bound for Paris, but thanks to her grand-daughter Rosalyn, who works for the airline whose plane she boarded she never got to see the city. Rose is playing her role of batty old lady perfectly and succeeds in convincing Father Raoul to move into her house, he's her insurance policy. With a priest in her house her son in law won't be able to have her put into a home for the elderly and get his hands on her house...and no house means no condo's, and that will mean bankruptcy for sure.... To be continued......
Cassie joins forces with lifelong friend and fellow divorcee Helen McMillan, who liquidate their assets, pool their resources and buy a run down night club in the centre of town. And in order to save costs the two fifty year olds begin their new careers - as Striptease artists in the new club - Pandora's Box!
The club is a runaway success, thus enabling Cassie and Helen to buy a nice house in a good neighbourhood with a swimming pool. But fame is a double edged sword - and soon the paparazzi are climbing trees with telescopic lenses hoping for a scoop!
Cassie has Sergeant Rob Driscoll and Constable Peter Bates eject the offending photographer Chase Henderson from the premises with a warning. Now according to Driscoll Cassie is a G.I.L.F., and the inexperienced constable foolishly asks him what it means!
The two policemen almost make it to the door but Cassie has an itch and she is determined that Driscoll be enlisted as her submissive in the 'Pleasure Dome' for Cassie is also a closet Dominatrix! Bondage, SM, Role Play, you name it, she's tried it! And the things this vixen gets up to with Driscoll's truncheon are eye openers, I can tell you...... Watch this space for further developments!
And last but by no means least, Almost Perfect-the sequel to Cally's Secret. Sarah and Daniel have left France to begin a new life in America. She has just found out she is expecting Daniel's baby...and that's the second time he's slipped up this year. He has another problem too, the man he calls father might not be his father after all, but none other than Robert Martin-the man wanted by the police for the kidnapping of Jean Marie and Sylvie, the attempted kidnapping of his fiancee Sarah and the murder of his own brother!
Robert Martin however has no intention of ending up in jail, and successfully evades capture by hitching a ride with a priest. A car crash on a lonely stretch of road above Nice appears to have ended the life of the fugitive and the priest Father Raoul Martinez escapes without a scratch and boards the same plane as Daniel and Sarah.
Enter rambling Rose Cantrell, who is allocated the seat next to the priest, the former actress with Alzheimers who stowed away on a plane bound for Paris, but thanks to her grand-daughter Rosalyn, who works for the airline whose plane she boarded she never got to see the city. Rose is playing her role of batty old lady perfectly and succeeds in convincing Father Raoul to move into her house, he's her insurance policy. With a priest in her house her son in law won't be able to have her put into a home for the elderly and get his hands on her house...and no house means no condo's, and that will mean bankruptcy for sure.... To be continued......